When a father was punching his son,in a taxi.

Quite a few years ago,about 1130 one Saturday night,this taxi driver picked up 4 men,they seamed ok,so off he went.He was driving a saloon Hackney taxi at the time,with one guy in the front & three guys in the back.He was travelling about 60mph,allong the A270 just before Hollingdean in Brighton.when one of the guys in the back seat started punching the guy in the front seat.He tried to hit back,then a second guy in the back joined in,there were fists flying everywhere,how he did not get punched he will never know.He said, come on guys stop or we could all end up being killed if you hit me.They said shut up & just drive,he started to slow the car,as he was getting close to where they wanted to get off.He stopped at the side of the road,they only had to walk across the park to their street.They gave him an extra £10 more than the meter fare & said sorry it got out of hand.As they walked off,he heard the guy who was in the front seat,say Dad! why did you start punching me in the taxi?It had been the father who started it all off.He was glad to get away from them in one piece.It only lasted about 3 minutes,but it sure got his adrenalin rushing,he said.

The taxi driver with a gunman in his taxi.

This taxi driver from Australia over here on holidays,in Brighton,was telling me he picked up this guy,he told him where to go,so off he drove.Next thing the guy puts a gun next to his chest & said pull over,hand over your cash.The driver said it was lucky they were travelling about 50 miles per hour,he said it was not safe to pull over to the edge of the road,he would find a safer spot.In the meantime,he was accelerating faster & faster,he was now travelling about 70 miles an hour,the guy with the gun was screaming to stop the car or he would shoot him dead.The taxi driver said shoot me & we both get killed at this speed.The car went round the next corner with tyres screaching,as he drove into the main Police station,with the car horn beeping like mad.The gunman was in a right old panic,he threw the gun out of the taxi window,as it came to a sudden stop & four coppers ,who had been by the front door of the station,came running over to see what all the noise was about.The gun hit the ground & a bullet shot through the left hand rear glass & out through the roof.The coppers pulled the gunman out of the car & handcuffed him,then took him into the police station.The taxi driver said he was sure his hair turned greyer,he had a few days off work & was then back into working nights again.

A glass eye & a guy 17 losing his virginity

This good looking guy about 20 years old,from Mile Oak in Brighton,was telling me about the time he lost his virginity.He had just turned 17 years old at the time,he had been working in this small office of 6 people & the boss really fancied him.She was about 23 years old & married,she said i will take you out for a birthday drink.He thought the office staff would all go,butit turned out just the two of them.She drove to a beach side pub,they had quite a few drinks & then she said lets walk along the beach. She led him into the sand hills where it was very quiet & then started to seduce him.Being his first time he was extatic when they both stripped naked in broard daylight & he saw his first naked woman in the flesh. He was on top of her after both had been rolling arround on the bare sand,when she suddenly said, stop,stop,he did not Know what he had done wrong. She then touched her right eye & out it came.he was horrified at the sight of this emty space where her eye had been.She said sorry but she must have got a grain of sand in her eye,she put her grass eye in her mouth & suched it clean & then placed it back in the eye socket.Buy this time he had gone all limp,so she grabbed his dick with both hands & thrust it into her mouth.It did not take long to forget about the grass eye,as they carried on as before.He said that had been an exciting experiance for his first shagg,they saw each other twice a month for 6 months for sex,it was a good time in his life.

When your pants are down,be carefull of spiders

Hi, to you all again.I had this guy about 24 years old & had to drive him from Brighton to Kent.He told me of a time he met this spunky woman on her hen night out.They got on so well everything just seamed to click for them. It was a hot night in Sydney Australia,so they went out side into the garden to cool off. One thing led to another & he started to make love to her on the ground,between some small bushes. He had his jeans arround his nees & just started to slide his willy into her,when he was bitten on the sesticle by something. In the darkness they could not see what had bitten him.The pain was getting very insense,he was starting to panic & started crying out take me to hospital,the girl was trying to keep him quiet,as she did not want to be seen with her jeans off & him with his jeans down & holding his sesticles. People started comingout of the house to see what all the noise was about & saw them still half undressed.He was raced off to hospital,it turned out he had been bitten by a Red Back spider. Not deadly enough to kill you,but can make you quiet sick.
He was very lucky,he was only out of action for a few weeks,but the womans husband to be found out & cancelled the wedding.Just be carefull where you pull your pants down & who with.