The Bride & Groom & a large Spider.

This guy i took to Patcham in Brighton,where he was staying with his bother for a holiday,was telling me he had 2 old Bently wedding cars.He was in one car with the Bride & her father.The other Bently had the Brides maids & was being driven by a new female driver that only started driving for him that day.
She was an exerianced driver,so off to the church they went.They arrived at the church,but were told to drive around for 5 minutes as the Groom was not at the church.When the cars got back to the church,the driver said he saw the Groom hobbling into the church on crutches,with one leg in plaster half way up his thigh.The Bride was crying her eyes out.It turned out he had fallen off a table & brocken his necape,while on his stag party the night before.
The cars parked out the front of the church,then there was this blood curdling scream from the other Bently,as the female driver raced out of the car.The guy raced back to see a pale frightened screaming woman pointing to this huge spider,it was about 5 inches across & had furry legs,it looked like one of those South American spiders,it must have been living under the dash all the time.The spider disappeared back behind the wooden dashboard,they could not find the spider so they changed cars.


The Bride & Groom got into the old Bently & off they all went to the hotel for the reception.
On the way to the hotel the spider kepted comming out from under the dashboard,he was messing him self,but had to keep his control.He said it was lucky that the Bride & Groom were kissing & never saw the spider.After the wedding he bought some insect spray & sprayed under the dash untill the spider came out & he killed it.

Why his wife left him in the gutter?

Hi,to you all,from confessions of a taxi cab driver in Brighten.
I picked up this big guy one night,he was about 6 foot 2 inches & about 18 stone,he was really quite drunk,but he seamed ok.He wanted to go to Broardwater in brighton,but on the way to his house he fell asleap.I got to his home ,it was around 1am i had to wake his wife up so i could be paid & also get her to help me get him inside the house.We got him to his feet,but he really did not know what was going on. The guy fell in the gutter,he was a dead weight,the lady said here is your money,just leave him in the gutter,it might teach him a lesson,so off i drove,with him still lying there,as it started to rain,with his wife storming off inside the house.Maybe something for heavy drinkers to think about!

A Taxi Cab Drivers Confessions

Hi to you all,
One time this fit looking girl about 25 years old,was in my taxi & in about 5 minutes she was telling me she was having an affair with her boy friends best mate.she loved them both in different ways & didn't know where it was all going to end.Her lover was the best in bed,but he was not as considerate & caring as her boyfriend of 2 years,who had a great sense of humour,more generous & better looking than her lover,but when it came to shagging,her boyfriend did not have the staying power. The intense highs she has with her lover stays with her for hours,she said with a sparkle in her eyes & a fabulous smile on her face.I can still see that happy look on her face in my mind,even today. she was down on a visit to Brighten & as she thought she would never see me again she just opened up & told me her story.