When a father was punching his son,in a taxi.

Quite a few years ago,about 1130 one Saturday night,this taxi driver picked up 4 men,they seamed ok,so off he went.He was driving a saloon Hackney taxi at the time,with one guy in the front & three guys in the back.He was travelling about 60mph,allong the A270 just before Hollingdean in Brighton.when one of the guys in the back seat started punching the guy in the front seat.He tried to hit back,then a second guy in the back joined in,there were fists flying everywhere,how he did not get punched he will never know.He said, come on guys stop or we could all end up being killed if you hit me.They said shut up & just drive,he started to slow the car,as he was getting close to where they wanted to get off.He stopped at the side of the road,they only had to walk across the park to their street.They gave him an extra £10 more than the meter fare & said sorry it got out of hand.As they walked off,he heard the guy who was in the front seat,say Dad! why did you start punching me in the taxi?It had been the father who started it all off.He was glad to get away from them in one piece.It only lasted about 3 minutes,but it sure got his adrenalin rushing,he said.

The taxi driver with a gunman in his taxi.

This taxi driver from Australia over here on holidays,in Brighton,was telling me he picked up this guy,he told him where to go,so off he drove.Next thing the guy puts a gun next to his chest & said pull over,hand over your cash.The driver said it was lucky they were travelling about 50 miles per hour,he said it was not safe to pull over to the edge of the road,he would find a safer spot.In the meantime,he was accelerating faster & faster,he was now travelling about 70 miles an hour,the guy with the gun was screaming to stop the car or he would shoot him dead.The taxi driver said shoot me & we both get killed at this speed.The car went round the next corner with tyres screaching,as he drove into the main Police station,with the car horn beeping like mad.The gunman was in a right old panic,he threw the gun out of the taxi window,as it came to a sudden stop & four coppers ,who had been by the front door of the station,came running over to see what all the noise was about.The gun hit the ground & a bullet shot through the left hand rear glass & out through the roof.The coppers pulled the gunman out of the car & handcuffed him,then took him into the police station.The taxi driver said he was sure his hair turned greyer,he had a few days off work & was then back into working nights again.

A glass eye & a guy 17 losing his virginity

This good looking guy about 20 years old,from Mile Oak in Brighton,was telling me about the time he lost his virginity.He had just turned 17 years old at the time,he had been working in this small office of 6 people & the boss really fancied him.She was about 23 years old & married,she said i will take you out for a birthday drink.He thought the office staff would all go,butit turned out just the two of them.She drove to a beach side pub,they had quite a few drinks & then she said lets walk along the beach. She led him into the sand hills where it was very quiet & then started to seduce him.Being his first time he was extatic when they both stripped naked in broard daylight & he saw his first naked woman in the flesh. He was on top of her after both had been rolling arround on the bare sand,when she suddenly said, stop,stop,he did not Know what he had done wrong. She then touched her right eye & out it came.he was horrified at the sight of this emty space where her eye had been.She said sorry but she must have got a grain of sand in her eye,she put her grass eye in her mouth & suched it clean & then placed it back in the eye socket.Buy this time he had gone all limp,so she grabbed his dick with both hands & thrust it into her mouth.It did not take long to forget about the grass eye,as they carried on as before.He said that had been an exciting experiance for his first shagg,they saw each other twice a month for 6 months for sex,it was a good time in his life.

When your pants are down,be carefull of spiders

Hi, to you all again.I had this guy about 24 years old & had to drive him from Brighton to Kent.He told me of a time he met this spunky woman on her hen night out.They got on so well everything just seamed to click for them. It was a hot night in Sydney Australia,so they went out side into the garden to cool off. One thing led to another & he started to make love to her on the ground,between some small bushes. He had his jeans arround his nees & just started to slide his willy into her,when he was bitten on the sesticle by something. In the darkness they could not see what had bitten him.The pain was getting very insense,he was starting to panic & started crying out take me to hospital,the girl was trying to keep him quiet,as she did not want to be seen with her jeans off & him with his jeans down & holding his sesticles. People started comingout of the house to see what all the noise was about & saw them still half undressed.He was raced off to hospital,it turned out he had been bitten by a Red Back spider. Not deadly enough to kill you,but can make you quiet sick.
He was very lucky,he was only out of action for a few weeks,but the womans husband to be found out & cancelled the wedding.Just be carefull where you pull your pants down & who with.

The Bride & Groom & a large Spider.

This guy i took to Patcham in Brighton,where he was staying with his bother for a holiday,was telling me he had 2 old Bently wedding cars.He was in one car with the Bride & her father.The other Bently had the Brides maids & was being driven by a new female driver that only started driving for him that day.
She was an exerianced driver,so off to the church they went.They arrived at the church,but were told to drive around for 5 minutes as the Groom was not at the church.When the cars got back to the church,the driver said he saw the Groom hobbling into the church on crutches,with one leg in plaster half way up his thigh.The Bride was crying her eyes out.It turned out he had fallen off a table & brocken his necape,while on his stag party the night before.
The cars parked out the front of the church,then there was this blood curdling scream from the other Bently,as the female driver raced out of the car.The guy raced back to see a pale frightened screaming woman pointing to this huge spider,it was about 5 inches across & had furry legs,it looked like one of those South American spiders,it must have been living under the dash all the time.The spider disappeared back behind the wooden dashboard,they could not find the spider so they changed cars.


The Bride & Groom got into the old Bently & off they all went to the hotel for the reception.
On the way to the hotel the spider kepted comming out from under the dashboard,he was messing him self,but had to keep his control.He said it was lucky that the Bride & Groom were kissing & never saw the spider.After the wedding he bought some insect spray & sprayed under the dash untill the spider came out & he killed it.

Why his wife left him in the gutter?

Hi,to you all,from confessions of a taxi cab driver in Brighten.
I picked up this big guy one night,he was about 6 foot 2 inches & about 18 stone,he was really quite drunk,but he seamed ok.He wanted to go to Broardwater in brighton,but on the way to his house he fell asleap.I got to his home ,it was around 1am i had to wake his wife up so i could be paid & also get her to help me get him inside the house.We got him to his feet,but he really did not know what was going on. The guy fell in the gutter,he was a dead weight,the lady said here is your money,just leave him in the gutter,it might teach him a lesson,so off i drove,with him still lying there,as it started to rain,with his wife storming off inside the house.Maybe something for heavy drinkers to think about!

A Taxi Cab Drivers Confessions

Hi to you all,
One time this fit looking girl about 25 years old,was in my taxi & in about 5 minutes she was telling me she was having an affair with her boy friends best mate.she loved them both in different ways & didn't know where it was all going to end.Her lover was the best in bed,but he was not as considerate & caring as her boyfriend of 2 years,who had a great sense of humour,more generous & better looking than her lover,but when it came to shagging,her boyfriend did not have the staying power. The intense highs she has with her lover stays with her for hours,she said with a sparkle in her eyes & a fabulous smile on her face.I can still see that happy look on her face in my mind,even today. she was down on a visit to Brighten & as she thought she would never see me again she just opened up & told me her story.